Peel

One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.

This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.

One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.

Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick

Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman

Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
Peel: i have, why?

Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel

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peeled

To consume a level of alcohol in which the consumer is no longer able to take responibility for his/her own actions. Generally in this case any action made by this person is frowned upon and forgotten about.

1) By fucking christ I was peeled last night.

2) FUCK hes peeled.

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peeling

When guy is masturbating into banana peel

1) U looks so happy today.
2) Yeah I had peeling

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peel

the act of shooting sperm on an unsuspecting girl. (To peel one off)

We had hot sex and I just peeled one off on her face.

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Peel

An uber gimp wobbie, who randomly humps people and likes getting drunk. Known to be denser than lead, and about as stupid as a plank of wood. Frequently makes stupid comments in IRC channels while drunk.

Famous for..well..nothing really.

<Kammy> Peel, out of the people who want you, how many aren't blind/stupid or a combination of the two?
<Peel> none
<Kammy> exactly.

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peels

its just sleep, except backwards. many words can be spelt backwards with minimum difficulty and maximum success. (we went through a phase..)

rohan: so what u doin tonight?
harv: peels.
rohan: ...nice.

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Peel It

1.The act of peeling back one's foreskin.

2. A peel backs trade mark saying

1. did she peel it last night?
- Oh ya

2. Peel It!

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