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A town in Pembrokeshire, Wales. It has roads (some with tarmac), buildings (some still standing) and seagulls (all carrying concealed weapons.)
Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.
Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.
TAFF: Where you going?
DAI: Pembroke Dock.
TAFF: Why?
DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.
TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.
DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.
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Pembrokes Pines is an unheard of city in South Florida. Basically its like a suburb of Ft. Lauderdale or Hollywood but not Miami because Miami is in Dade County and Pembroke Pines is in Broward. Pines runs from like up near University to basically the edge of the everglades. So basically theres a really crappy part of Pembroke Pines and a really nice part. The crappy part is kinda ghetto. They have south campus of Broward College down there and it's like the most ghetto campus of all of them. The nice part is like where all the doctors and lawyers and people who have a job live. That's basically it. It's a nice place but don't come live here because houses are freakishly expensive.
John: Hey lets go live in Pembroke Pines!
Jen: We can visit the nice part but not the ghetto part because we might get mugged!
*after visit*
John: Lets move to Pembroke Pines!
Jen: No way! The houses are freaking expensive!
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The place of low key shone, potheads & pembroke natives who like to fight. a secret hatred between hispanic and black. sessions held in the landings, the woods, pretty much any where from muvico to cut N corners, sneakerheads, everything is a walk but it dont really matter cause there are gils anywhere you go in pembroke. you can always find a pembroke native by taco bell asking for a water cup or in wendy's by publix, you got pembroke natives that rap you got pembroke natives that trap.
john: lets go to Pembroke pines i heard they having a sesh
craig :oh yeah they burning in pines
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Camp Pembroke is an all girls Jewish overnight camp. Girls live 10 for 2 to be at this amazing place where they can escape their normal lives. Shabbat sing, color war and socials are just a few magical things this amazing place has to offer. Girls make friendships and memories that will last forever. Once you see one sunset on lake oldham, you'll never want to go home.From camper, to CA, to JC, to counselor, to alumni, 02359 will always be their happy place.
I wish summer would come faster so I can go to Camp Pembroke! I miss all my summer sisters.
An amazing place where girs go to get away from their regular lives during the year. The people at camp pembroke make friendships that last forver. Our summer sisters. The memories never die. if you go you will understand.
i love camp pembroke. i miss my brokies! i want to go home so bad!
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-probably the whitest town in the lower 48 states and home to the worst public schools known to modern America.
-run by a ruthless gang called the KTA (mostly consisting of 8th grade males)
-nicknamed "The Broke"
-the drug capital of the South Shore
-organized by old conservative white folks who need to retire
"hey, i was in Pembroke MA today, it was awful"
"i went through the broke today and saw no black folks."
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this town is most likely the shittiest town you will ever stumble upon. it is filled with idiotic hicks, dumbasses, and gangster wannabes. only a select few people in this town actually have a brain.
pembroke, nh is wicked dumb dude.
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