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Penaldo is a washed up 37-year-old penalty merchant who sits on the bench for Penchester United and wastes time, money and space. He has 700 goals, all from penalties and he also has 5 chilpens. He is truly finished.
Man: Your Grandpa has done a Penaldo
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not
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A certain ghost from the streets of Saudi Arabia and currently ghosts in Al kebab league. He loves to statpad against small countries like Lichtenstein and Luxembourg. Penalties he loves the most.
Words associated with Penaldo: Pendu, Penaldogs, Penal tea, Georgina, Statpad, ghost, Portugal, tap ins, camel
Penaldo is often compared to pessi as the goat.
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Once upon a time a ghost was seen roaming the lands of Lithuania, Faroe Island, Luxembourg, Ireland and more low ranked teams and countries. The ghost's name was Penaldo, aka Tapinaldo, aka Benchnaldo. This ghost was special. He is known for only scoring penalties. The population of the countries mentioned above claimed to see Penaldo the Ghost stealing pens, short for penalties. He lives by penalties and only penalties. It's like a drug to him. He lives under the GOAT's shadow, Leonel Messi. When Penaldo's fans saw Messi win the world cup, they said: >>PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA.<< But little did they know Penaldo and his finished Portugal lost to Morocco and took the airport home. Thus the the famous sentence Airport for Portugal came from.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.
The son: Father, there's a ghost in my wardrobe!
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.
The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.
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A fraud.
Oh, he's never scored in a World Cup KO game? Must be a Penaldo
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Known as Camelnaldo, Cashinaldo, Or underwear employee who claims to be the best footballer. His only real skills are Tap ins and Penalty, the rest are wannabe scissor feints aka penaldo stepovers and useless chop. His achievement are Dubai d'or, instagram award, bayern robbed ucls, and best diver of the year. He's known of crying in the pitch, ghosting in penalty box thinking he is a fox in the box player, hunting birds at free kick, the second best diver behind Neymar, and so on. He's a statpadder for scoring Norwich, Ahmad FC, Crotone in his club profile while in national profile, he loves to score lithuania, faroe islands or Andorra, scaring these locals to fear and trauma.
His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished
Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers
Person 1 "obviously he's finished"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"
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Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy
Hey Penaldo
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Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy.
Hey Penaldo
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