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bro i literally just penis weiner fart lol poopoo it felted sooo good especially when i got to the pissing part
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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.
Omg I typed "Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and something actually came out lmao
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When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy Johnโs in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds
You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes