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Pennsylvania

A nice state on the East Coast. Pennsylvania is divided into three sections..

1.) Philadelphia and the East are filled with snotty WASPs and JAPs who think that they're sooo New York.
2.) Pittsburgh and the West are filled with ethnic people with hard work ethics (from old steel mill/coal mine days).
3.) Central is an endless piece of nothing, filled with mountains (the Appalachian trail), and Penn State fans.

The suburbs of Philly are by far the nicest places in the state, and even on the East Coast. Drexel Hill, Gladwyne, and Wyomissing are the best of course.

The roads do suck, it's true, but if you put out the money to attend one of the many private or prep schools in the area, the education you'll receive is top shelf.

And you can buy alcohol on Sundays. Also home to the second biggest mall in the country, King of Prussia. (Named after *gasp* the KING of PRUSSIA).

Hey, we're not all Amish... just Lancaster!

by LC Fan09 August 5, 2005

340πŸ‘ 230πŸ‘Ž


pennsylvania

Ok yeah, so we have attitude, bad roads, and a lot of hicks. But we have fun. Have you ever been to a field party in western pa? You're missing out. We appriciate our surroundings and make the best of what we have. Oh and we could beat any other states ass. We are tough haha, I love our attitude =)

Pennsylvania may seem lame to those who don't live here or don't know how to party but we always make sure to have a damn good time!

by saambaam September 28, 2007

71πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


pennsylvania

Land of one lane bridges, Potholed Roads Going up 800 foot mountains at a 75 degree angle, Amish people, Mountains, awesome scenery, Union love, Confederate hate, and one of the largest cities in the country, Philadelphia.

Pennsylvania is awesome to visit, but it sux to actually live there

by Grant July 18, 2003

131πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Pennsylvania

Where Count Burns lives.

Mr. Burns invited us all to his mansion in.. PENNSYLVANIA.....

by baaaaaaam December 9, 2010

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Pennsylvania

A state that contains two major cities who hate each other. The only thing that separates them is the Amish.

Wait... so what’s Pennsylvania’s purpose then?

by BitterPennsylvanian July 12, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pennsylvania

1. A state where coning is cool. (Coning: i.e. Stealing a highway cone, and placing it on someone's house roof.)
2. A state where the local fundraiser is cow plops.
3. A state where cow-tipping is a considered punishable to the full extent of the law.
4. A state that is home to one of the greatest marching bands EVER!
5. A state in the United States that has no clue why it keeps losing it's populations (They should check the property taxes)!
6. Where I currently reside.

Pennsylvania.. It's not grey, unless there is a cold front moving through.

Pennsylvania.. We may not have doctors, but we sure do have a hell of a lot of trees.

Pennsylvania.. The Amish Paradise.

Pennsylvania.. Home of Astronaut, Paul Richards.

by Lec February 28, 2004

90πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


pennsylvania

its not a state, its a common wealth

driver: i was just passing through state of pennsylvania
officer: hold on there. its not a state, its a common wealth

by araebisu April 19, 2006

86πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž