pensi and bal

A nice way of saying penis and ball

John:penis and ball
LeBron James Charles Dickens: you mean pensi and bal
John:no
LeBron James Charles Dickens:fuck off

pensi

1. n. - in the ancient tongue, where S was toggled out with I: penis. 2. n. - in the middle kingdom of Nyah, where corporate labels were only allowed one P per word and any second P would be replaced by the first previous consonant: Pepsi.

- Hehe...pensi!
- Dude...we're idiots.

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Pensi Rescue

Any time a woman needs a man's help for anything she is requesting for Pensi Rescue.

Ashley: Matt I really need your help
Matt: Is this a formal request for Pensi Rescue?
Ashley: ... Dag, yo.

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Pensis

when you're recording a video or taking a photo of an animal and they walk up to the camera, sniffing it and covering the screen with their face. in most cases, this is used in reference to a pet cat, but it may also be used for other animals and pets, such as dogs.

word may be used as a verb or a noun.

"I was taking a video of my cat and he did a pensis! It was so adorable!

"That pensis of my cat is so goofy. I love it."