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A town east of Peoria, Illinois, which you can travel to by crossing the Illinois River. Not so ghetto. A lot more great. The 309 is the hip hop happening place to be.
East Peoria? You mean, the best town this side of the river?
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One of the best cities in Central Illinois, a good museum, a good civic center, the largest city on the Illinois river, a good movie theater, an ok mall, multiple good restaurants, and ok schools.
Peoria, IL is an amazing city.
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The Poor Man's 909. Even worse than the real 909 in Southern California.
A great place to live between Phoenix and Las Vegas if you don't mind the meth labs, cows, manure stank and dirt people. Home of the trailer trash!
JB lives in the Poor Man's 909 - Peoria, AZ.
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The, "I don't give a fuck", look that residents, patrons, vacationers, and academia students gives while at one of Peoria, Illinois's fine drinking establishments.
That ain't no mean mug, that's the Peoria Stink Face
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The Peoria Pussy Popper is the act of dipping your fingers into a bag of pop rocks, then proceeding to finger a girls wet pussy so that she can feel your sizzle.
Cameron: "I gave your mom a Peoria Pussy Popper last night"
Alex: "Fuck you, Cameron."
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The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
A underground gang known as the Peoria Piratez. They are known for having world war 2 guns yes their guns are lame. one of the members we know of is razzy dazzy pirate
Hey watch out for the Peoria Piratez they are scary