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a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.
Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."
Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.
This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods
name does it go to 100?
"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"
infinite happiness
forever happy
a feeling of delight for a long amount of time
When Jen was around Derek she felt perpetual bliss.
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the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way
friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"
Something that keeps on never moving.
My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.
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1. When you nut but it never stops.
2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.
"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."