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When you use your dick like a baseball bat, and smack a chick in the face with it while yelling, " Jew mudda fucka Jew mudda fucka."
That bitch is asking for a joe pesci.
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When A girl Is talking and you don't care what she has to say. so you put her head in you're lap and shut her up with you're di*k. She doesn't fight it.
Betty is talking and jimmy could care less what she has to say. so little by little he moves her head to his cock and she knows what to do. He just pull a joe pesci
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A pesci-vegetarian eats fish, but not poultry or other meats
the pesci-vegetarian would like the salmon but hold the chicken thank you.
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(n) something that possesses high levels of gangster swag*.
(v) to be the illest.
*joe pesci killed swag.
(n) That song is Joe Pesci as fuck.
(v) Did you hear Oreo's verse? That shit is Joe Pesce
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Date of birth (location),
9 February 1943,
Newark, New Jersey, USA
Actor - filmography
(1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)
1. Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) .... Leo Getz
... aka Lethal 4 (USA: promotional abbreviation)
2. Gone Fishin' (1997) .... Joe Waters
3. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) .... Tommy
4. Casino (1995) .... Nicky Santoro
... aka Casino (France)
5. All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (1994) (TV) .... Ronald Grump
... aka Sesame Street's All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (USA: complete title)
6. With Honors (1994) .... Simon Wilder
7. Jimmy Hollywood (1994) .... Jimmy Alto
8. A Bronx Tale (1993) .... Carmine
9. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) .... Harry Lime
... aka Home Alone II (USA: short title)
10. The Public Eye (1992) .... Leon Bernstein
11. Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) .... Leo Getz
12. My Cousin Vinny (1992) .... Vincent Gambini
13. JFK (1991) .... David Ferrie
... aka JFK (France)
14. The Super (1991) .... Louie Kritski
15. Home Alone (1990) .... Harry Lime
16. Goodfellas (1990) .... Tommy DeVito
... aka GoodFellas (USA: promotional title (video box title) (poster title))
17. Betsy's Wedding (1990) .... Oscar Henner
18. Catchfire (1990) (uncredited) .... Leo Carelli
... aka Backtrack (USA: TV title (director's cut))
... aka Catchfire (Australia)
... aka Do It the Hard Way
19. Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) .... Leo Getz
20. Moonwalker (1988) .... Mr. Big
... aka Michael Jackson: Moonwalker
21. The Legendary Life of Ernest Hemingway (1988)
... aka Hemingway, festa e morte (Italy: TV title)
22. Man on Fire (1987) .... David
... aka Absinthe
... aka Uomo sotto tiro, Un (Italy)
23. "Half Nelson" (1985) TV Series .... Rocky Nelson (1985)
24. Half Nelson (1985) (TV) .... Rocky Nelson
25. Eureka (1984) .... Mayakofsky
26. Once Upon a Time in America (1984) .... Frankie Minaldi
... aka C'era una volta in America (Italy)
27. Tutti dentro (1984) .... Corrado Parrisi
... aka Everybody in Jail
28. Easy Money (1983) .... Nicky Cerone
29. Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) (uncredited) .... Road Painter
30. Dear Mr. Wonderful (1982) .... Ruby Dennis
... aka Ruby's Dream (USA: video title)
31. I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can (1982) .... Roger
32. Raging Bull (1980) .... Joey La Motta
33. The Death Collector (1976) .... Joe
... aka Family Enforcer
... aka The Collector
... aka The Enforcer
34. Hey, Let's Twist (1961) (uncredited) .... Dancer at the Peppermint Club
That guy, Joe Pesci sure is an interesting actor!
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In the game of golf, on the putting green, a "Joe Pesci" is any tough five foot putt.
After sticking his approach onto the green, Jim missed a real nasty Joe Pesci.
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Before a bar fight breaks out, the process of leaning over to the other guy as if you were going to say something friendly in his ear, so as to reconcile -- and then smashing your glass drink across his face.
What Joe Pesci does in Raging Bull. "I might be pulling a Pesci if this punk across the bar keeps flapping his mouth."
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