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Peter Griffin

Jesus' cousin.

Bloke- Hey, say, did you see that Peter Griffin?
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

15πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Peter Griffin

When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.

"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."

by Dank Memester March 6, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Peter Griffin

A joke, a fag, and an untalented cartoon character. He's just like Homer, except his chin looks like balls has no beard talks like a girl and his pants are green instead of blue. Also, he wears gay glasses has a passion for gay porn is completely random likes weird sex and treats his wife badly. Even so, his wife Lois is a common slut. He is the king of the gayest most perverted TV show ever where everyone basically looks the same.

How did they come up with Peter Griffin? Mix up gay perverse sexually obsessed and a smoking joke together and its a spitting image of the asshole.

by Pseudonym Taken June 22, 2009

32πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Peter Griffin

Homer Simpson but fatter, more of a cunt and white

Have you heard of peter griffin from family guy?
You mean homer simpson from the simpsons but fat!

by Theubankick May 2, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


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by Luke93 April 14, 2007

2686πŸ‘ 350πŸ‘Ž


peter griffin

A completely clueless fat retard without a thought in his mind of what hes doing or why he's doing it.

Man that guy is a peter griffin.

by Laciee March 22, 2008

414πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


peter griffin

Age: 42
Occupation: Factory worker / Fisherman

Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt's summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television.

Peter Griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.

by d'fo April 21, 2004

622πŸ‘ 242πŸ‘Ž