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idk but it sounds like sex in the north pole
santa claus peter northed miss claus
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When a man unloads a power shot of semen that has been building up for days, sometimes months, and glazes his unsuspecting woman up like a Cinnabon.
Guy 1 - "Dude I met this chick at the bar last night and took her back to my crib and loaded her up with a Peter North nut that I have been saving for the right person for days!"
Guy 2 - "It's about time bro, I was starting to worry about you!"
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So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.
Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.
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Getting cummed on by the great Peter North
Everyone laughed at mike,when he received a peter north cumbath.
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An alcoholic shot created for tailgating at Penn State by the Shotguys. It is made using pina colada mix and either (everclear or 151 rum) The mixture is not an exact measurement, but done to make the shot look like cum. For each home game the Shotguys fill between 25 and 50 of these shots, the only proper way to take it is to have an unsuspecting girl close her eyes and open her mouth then to throw it at her. This can be done with or without consent and is usually recorded on video.
Did you see Dave's Mom take that Peter North Shot like a champ, she even licked up the splatter!
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gettin creamed on by peter north
boy was mikey's face white after he received a peter north cumbath
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In the early 90s Peter North had to make gayporn because he was so broke. Therefore, when you're Peter North broke, you've hit rock bottom.
Man I'm so broke! But you're not Peter North broke?
No, I could never sink that deep!
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