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The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.
Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.
Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker
Jerry: Who even is that?
A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.
Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!
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A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.
Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.
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The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.
Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!
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The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."
he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.
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