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a young boy who is also my husband!
person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk
person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
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When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
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someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.
My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker
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TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE
PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME
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Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"