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To check your phone while riding your bike, losing sight of the road and causing you to ride into non-moving inanimate objects, such as parked cars.
"Somebody called me when I was riding to class. I had to answer blindly and hope it wasn't my crazy X because I didn't want to pull a Peterson."
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Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
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In Golden Girls, it’s the name Dorothy and her new husband called sex. They said it was so good that they named it.
I can’t wait for our honeymoon. Just me, you, and Freddy Peterson.
The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.
Holy shit dude you have just been Tash Peterson'd.
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Football Player at the University Of Central Florida who was the first player in NCAAF History to play with a congenital hand defect during the 2012 season.
Brian Peterson man, that brother is a beast.
I knew Brian Peterson before he even played ball
Popular drink in the Kansas City Metro. Vodka, 7-UP, and a splash of V-8 Fusion Açai Mixed Berry over ice. The drink should be garnished with a lime.
She knocked down several Flying Petersons before I hit it.
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A man that has balls of titanium as testicles
Coyote Peterson has balls that clank.