Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

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two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

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two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

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Two way petting zoo

You pet the animals they pet you back

I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

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two way petting zoo

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

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two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

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two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

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