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To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"
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A sexual manuver similar to the elevator shaft. However, instead of completely removing the head, there is a small amount of skin left in tact on the hack of the neck, allowing the head to flop up and down like a pez dispenser.
Alex decided to do the pez dispenser instead of the elevator shaft because he would only need one trashbag to clean up.
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A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit
When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.
The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.
Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.
The human penis
She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.
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When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.
I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.
When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!