Phelpsed (verb)
1. The act of being totally and utterly destroyed by your opponent.
2. To be horribly defeated to the point that there was no purpose for your participation in the event.
Refers to the 2008 Olympics in Beijing in which swimmer Michael Phelps won eight gold medals, breaking a world record and decimating his competition so thoroughly that it required a word stronger than "own" or "pwn."
1. "All those other swimmers got Phelpsed."
2. "We won that game 50 to 0. The other team got Phelpsed!"
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The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"
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1. To be utterly shat on in any competition.
2. Losing so bad you shouldn't have even tried.
3. Being rejected by a stripper.
After Julie got phelpsed in beer pong she was wasted.
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the act of vigorously training in the water. Including swimming drills, laps, or any water activity of high intensity.
Ben: "Hey Joe, are you coming tonight to play some pong?"
Joe: "Nah bro, I'll probably be too tired after phelpsing."
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The act of getting in trouble via facebook picture in which someone has tagged you while engaging in any activity in which you did to expect or desire to be made public.
Origin: Reference to US Olympian Michael Phelps who was outed for smoking pot at a party after a photo of him smoking a bong appeared in a British tabloid.
1. I got phelpsed for hanging out with my ex-girlfriend last weekend
2. I knew I was phelpsed when my boss asked me where I learned to do a one-handed kegstand
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The act of either eating a lot or exercising a lot.
I just got done phelpsing, I just had 8 eggs, 5 pieces of toast, and half a pound of sausage.
or
John was phelpsing for 4 hours, he practically lived in the gym today.
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The act of complaining about success.
i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.
"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."
"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."