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a country run by variety shows with that fag joey de leon and that fool willie revillame.
both mofos are making a lot of money out of sarcasm, the minority and making fun of uneducated people as well as the poor people. those two dip shits needs to get out of the air and get a gun, shoot each other between their eyes. those two are perverted fucks that need to die. if they do. the philippine will be a better place to live in.
GMA: what do you think will happen if joey de leon and willie revillame run for presidency?
Me: my mind is filled with apathy so much, i dont vote. why would i care. politics in the Philippines is so corrupt anyway.
Me again: hey! why the fuck am i talking to you? you cheating-for-presidency-lying-bitch!
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Narnia
It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.
Fangirl 1: Why do bands never come here? ajsdkfj;alskdf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf
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An archipelago country in the Pacific Ocean.
The Philippines is the Mexico of Asia.
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The land that my ancestors(Españoles) took control off and later lost it to Americanos.
The Country where "native asians" inhabiting the land coexisting with real Filipinos.
Filipino is the real term referring to Españoles born in Filipinas extending to those who are mixed with greater ratio of Sangre Español.
The Country is named in the honour of, "EL REY PHILIP II DE ESPAÑA / PHILIP II, KING OF SPAIN"
La Isla Rica, Bonita y Grandiosa. Without Españoles, Filipinas/Philippines wouldn't be civilised and great. Yo ya me grito "Viva España"
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probably the worlds laziest country, it's people never want to do any work and just snooze around all day. The country has a rising population obviously because they are experiencing the Asian growth as they jump on the backs of China and India to steel their economic benefits that they are making. The country also has a lot of students interested in math, just like all Asian country's.
Maths class
Person 1: Hey who's that kid with his head on the table
Person 2: oh that's just some (Philippines) pine (pronounced: pne) cunt, he's fucking lazy and tends to sleep most lessons.
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The most homosexual pacific island.
Ted: The Philippines is homosexualised
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A country in *southeast asia* known for their *coconuts* and *bananas*
The philippines has some delicious coconuts
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