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The fear of the majestic asshole
Do you have Asshole Phobia?
A social anxiety, prevents you from talking to people, meeting new people, or even do the simplest task as say hello to a somebody you don't know well.
Social Phobia Example
Student: *walks*
Teacher: Hello Student!
Student: *tries to say something, but too ashamed, so ignores*
Teacher: That was rude...
Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis
Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.
A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.
My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.
The fear that somehow, somewhere, Dave is watching you
Jack has Dave-phobia
the fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you
you're sitting there... somewhere... perhaps in a building and across the road.... there's a duck.... watching you
THAT is anamatidae phobia.
as long as you only think it's happening.
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This usually happens when one day you wake up and notice you are getting pretty fat and you don't like the way your body looks. At this point you feel like you can't be seen by anyone at anyplace because your scared they will look at you funny
When I saw my body in the morning after eating that McDonald's I instantly got body-phobia