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Attributed to a naturally funny person who can do absolutely anything, e.g. read the phonebook, and get a laugh.
Charles was really cracking me up with that story. It wasn't actually funny, just the way he said it was funny.
Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.
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A posterior so large, when the subject is seated, they appear to be taller. Like a child sitting on a phone book.
Have you seen Jessa’s butt? She’s got a phonebook butt!
A school yearbook or collection of old yearbooks.
When trying to find more people to friend, I get out the myspace phonebook.
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Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
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When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.
Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."
Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."
Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."
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A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky
When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.
"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"