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Teacher: Are you enjoying Physics?
Student: Better than biology(and chem).
11👍 3👎
Block of science that determines whether shit will hit the fan or not.
Bob: Damn, shit hit the fan!
Bill: Well, through physics we can find out if the shit actually hit the fan. What was the velocity and force?
Bob: *punches bill*
15👍 5👎
Abstract concept that does not really exist. Fiction.
I'm flying 'cause there's no physics bro
6👍 1👎
The most pwn-inest, awesomest, rape-sauciest, ball-punchinest, ass- kickinest class in high school, college, and life.
Can be used both in life, and in video games.
Physics = mc squared.
Games: That 'nade and that rag dollin' is so defyin' da laws of physics.
67👍 47👎
A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.
Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?
Oh, thats the local physics teacher.
260👍 214👎
The student's physics notes were filled with as many equations as his roommate's calculus notes.
The physics major knew that physics involved a lot of math, so he reasoned that if he were to excel at physics, he'd better be freakin' awesome at math.
20👍 11👎