pussy physician

another name for a gynecologist, mostly used in jamaica and flatbush part of brooklyn

my bro just got out of med school now he's doing residency as a pussy physician

Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

Physician

A simp so in denial of being a simp that they will defend their "queen" until they are left socially and financially bankrupt. They tend to speak as if they know what they're talking about and try to come across as far more intelligent than they actually are.

Rational person: "Whenever that happens, people usually huddle up more to protect their mid-body because that's where your organs are."

Physician: "Mmmm... that's not... I'm a... I'm a physi... I'm a physician. And that's not entirely true."