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A girl sucking on ballsacks mid-bukkake.
my nut is sore since she went apple picking
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The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
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The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
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A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.
Out finding a woman to grab on her ass
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German
Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!