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Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 27, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

by poop<3er69 November 1, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

67๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pinch a loaf

1)To shit.
2)To irritate or surprise.

1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!

by maclaird January 19, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.

Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!

by casper1 July 11, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

dropastool

man, i gotta dropastool

by grand master itchy March 29, 2003

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