Pizza

My usual breakfast.

Aw man, that pizza got me stuffed.

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Pizza

Just a little slice of heaven.

Today I became closer to god.

Oh, who orded the pizza?

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Pizza

The most delectable thing on the planet. Just pure perfection on some dough. Mmmmmm

"I fucking love pizza, man."

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Pizza

A code name for rough sex, commonly used by bored couples at a formal affair. No one knows what pizza means, so it can be used around anyone.

(This term has been coined by Harvard University students in the summer of 2011)

While at dinner with the family:

Husband: Hey honey, after this do you want to go have some pizza? I'm still hungry

Wife: Yeah, I could go for some pizza myself...

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Pizza

A code word used for marijuana. In the United States, marijuana is typically sold by 1/8ths of an ounce, or by "slices" of pizza. Pot Heads often feel this is an ideal code word because of the sheer awesomeness of both pizza and marijuana.

*Pot Head Tip: "REAL pizza" or "PIZZA pizza" (meaning the actual food kind of pizza) may also need to be used to clarify when to order delivery.

"I'm getting some super yummy pizza later! Do you want any?"
"Oh, groovy! I could totally go for a slice!"

"Come on over, y'all! It's a pizza party!"

"I really want some pizza right now..."
"Seriously?!? I think I need break for a minute!"
<laughing> "No! Not 'pizza', 'PIZZA pizza'!"
<laughing> "Ooohhhh...'PIZZA pizza'! Yeah, totally!"

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Pizza

An orgy or sex party.

The pizza with the sweet sauce was delicious!

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Pizza

A vegetable in American public schools

Monday: carrots
Tuesday: cabbage
Wednesday: pizza
Thursday: broccoli
Friday: corn

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