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Pizza Hut are a complete load of bollocks. All the toppings are out of date & the stuffed crusts are discusting! such a tight fisted bunch of wankers 2. 1 small pizza only costs them £2 very maximum to make but they sell them for £5. The work force have to survive on massive doses of cannabis every night to forget how pathetic and meaningless their shitty job is. I should know, i'm one of the fools who works there!
If they don't sell a stuffed crust by the end of the night they take the pieces of cheese out and re-use it for the next god knows how long. Pizza Hut are part of the evil American capitalist bastards intent on ruining this planet for their own financial gain.
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I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?
I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.
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noun
A hut made of pizza ingredients.
Dates back to before earth.
First pizza hut built by jesus christ.
"Mommy, why are we the only ones withour a pizza hut?"
"Because hunny, we are too poor."
"Oh...shit."
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Pizza Hut is the best chain pizza store, and is #1 in the industry. They have a knack for doing away with the best types of pizza they have (the sicilain, the Chicago dish). I used to work there.
One time while working at pizza hut I watched a coworker bleed into the pizza sauce.
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The most disgusting pizza on earth. The sauce is flavorless (if there's actually any at all). All that can be tasted is the funny-tasting cheese. The bread is drenched in grease. Quite frankly, the pizza rather expensive for the crappy taste.
Guy that eats anything: I ordered delivery.
Dude: What is it?
Guy that eats anything: Pizza Hut.
Dude: Blech, gross.
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The most disgusting fucking pizza on earth. If you eat there you will die of AIDS and other vanerial diseases.
I ate at Pizza Hut and I died of AIDS.
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It is hard to make pizza taste bad, but Pizza Hut can every time. Why is this place the country's most popular pizza chain?
They say bad sex is like bad pizza....not that bad. Pizza Hut is terrible, though.
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