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A phrase of (presumably) Russian origin that is used as an offensive description of a regular office worker. The punch comes from the fact that experienced office workers are completely stripped of their personalities and idiosyncrasies, concerned or interested about nothing outside their comfy cubicles, making their appearance similar to that of plankton - mindless and expressionless creatures at the bottom of food chain left at the mercy of those higher up.
14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!
One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life
Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!
Full name of Mr. Krabs' nemesis Plankton on "Spongebob Squarepants" who works at the Chum Bucket. He frequently tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. The closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode entitled, "Plankton's Army" (Where his full name was also revealed).
Haha! Sheldon Plankton! What a funny name...
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1) small creature found in the earths oceans..
2) another word for cool or sucks
-thats pretty cool- thats pretty zoo plankton
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
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sperm leftover from the most recent sexual encounter.
"smells like you gots some poone plankton"
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1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail
2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
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P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!
P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton
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P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!