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1. (adj.)the highest degree of coolness one can attain (see also "cool points")
2. (adv.)an action considered to be the pinnacle of coolness (see also "pimp")
1. Tony, and Jesus, are by far the most platinum guys on Earth
2. That dropkick Jesus made was platinum
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When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:
Bronze-Your joke Stinks
Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle
Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long
Platinum-The joke lives on forever
Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
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An accessory which is required by any homie who wants to earn respect /or to be taken seriously. Always diamond encrusted and worn like a chain, around the neck or wrist.
"Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?"
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a synonym of the word fart used always after you fart. fart
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the award given to a record that sells ten million copies (not one million).
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a bitch ass name posers use to describe themselves when they have lame ass game and are gay
"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."
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