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The worse kind of console there is, many single nerdy virgins play this console.
Girl: Hey what type of Console do you have?
Boy: PlayStation
Girl: We're done, xbox only.
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The most shittest console . Most shit players play Playstation because they cant handle a real console like Xbox. Xbox would always be the superior console. And always has been. PUBG has not been on Playstation because its GPU cant handle it, so they tried to be smart and get H1Z1 but that didnt work because it died as soon as it release. Real players play Xbox.
Person 1: Dude do you play playstation?
Person 2: WTF no! Playstation sucks so much.
Person 1: HAHAHAHA thats so true Xbox is way better
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A whore or girl who has sex with a lot of dudes; a nympho
"Man, me and that playstation had fun in the backseat last night"
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You know god damn well what a playstation is. You must be that desperate for entertainment at this point. So you really dont have anything to do. Like seriously, go play minecraft or some shit.
Friend: do you live near an airport or something
Me: nope, thats my fucking playstation
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Inferior to anything made by Nintendo
The only series that's good in Metal Gear
They steal every concept Nintendo has
Hey lets play Playstation
I'd rather eat shit
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The original gaming console made by Sony. A slimmer version later came out because people were sick of mixing oil and gas so they could play Crash Bash. Regular maintenance was needed like greasing the disk tray using a grease gun made for the playstation (Sold separately).
Critics didn't like having a system with a 4 stroke engine so they made a console named the PSOne. Which did the same exact thing except it made Sony more money. Memory cards could hold a whole 8MB and weighed approximately 32 pounds.
Gamers who like to collect game consoles tend to like the Playstation. It's value can be up to 15 dollars but shipping is $500 due to the wide load truck needed to move it. The lense used to read the disk is made out of only the highest quality plastic and the shell is made from the highest quality steel.
Nils: "Woah, that a huge generator ya got there!"
Jordan: "Nope, thats my old Playstation 1"
Nils: "How retro! I'll give you 15 dollars for it"
Jordan "Ummm.... k, dont you have a PS3 though?"
Nils: "Ya but i need retro video games to fill the empty space in my life that most people fill with friends and a social life."
Jordan: "K, give me my money, want some free games and a tank of gas/oil mixture?"
Nils: "Nah, i got nitrous oxide"
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