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Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.
friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.
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Proclaiming this erases all the idiotic things you did during the 4th of July weekend.
May be attributed to heavy drinking, marijuana etc.
It is a weekend of celebration, all your sins are acceptableand shall be forgiven if, and only if, you say this statement.
Girl: Why the fuck did you try to get in my pants this weekend?
Guy: I Plead the 4th
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Pleading the Foxth is when Fox News argues in court that no reasonable person should take Tucker Carlson seriously.
Fox News lawyer plead the Foxth in the court, during Tulkum Carlson slander case.
One with the utmost desire (pleading/begging) to include ones self amongst the “bitches”
“Ayo you hear about Jamal and his new asian girl?"
"bro PLEASEEE MY TURN" *in pleading Rizz
Trying to save face after you lose an online debate by claiming it was all a prank and you were somehow controlling your opponent.
I've run out of arguments and I'm tired, so I'm going to plead trolling instead of not posting anymore or resuming later.
To withhold all information concerning one's actions while in a state of complete intoxication (similar to that which one would be in after consuming a fifth of liquor). Such withholding is an effort to protect one's reputation, but also could be due to the fact that the individual simply drank too much to remember what happened during the time in question.
Dan: "Dude, did you *seriously* hook up with Sandra last night? I thought you hated that bitch."
Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."
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When you have a potentially LOUD fart and you spread your butt cheeks to make it silent. Of course now it smells worse.
I can't wait for my spouse to leave the room, so i had to plead the fifth.
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