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Something Justin Langer says about a million times in the Amazon Documentary, 'The Test' . It shouldn't be confused with abuse, according to him. Happens often when he plays UNO with his daughter
Reporter: What do you think about this Justin?
Langer: Well, there'll be plenty of banter. Oh, and no abuse, definitely no abuse.
Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge and should also be avoided like the plague. To those poor single people who end up creating such said online profile by the peer pressures of living in a couple's society , they may start to think there really is an entire sea on their lap to explore, with bountiful opportunities to meet many fine men and women. But the grim reality is that instead of finding friendships and the true love of his/her life, here you are bound to find Plenty of:
Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....
So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"
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When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.
Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.
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When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.
Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”
An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
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An exclamation uttered by a beaver upon discovering the bounty of precious and essential woody debris so necessary for constructing dams and lodges.
Look at that Benny...twigs-a-plenty! We'll get that darn dam built before the first spring run-off!
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A space time continuum where fat and sad girls alike congregate to find mates, sex, and targets for mental abuse and extreme friends zoning is also a spot where deceiving girls take side profile pictures in a filthy mirror to throw you off and fool yous into thinking that grease spot in the mirror is extra tit do not make this mistake
Hey dude I been using plenty of fish!
Dude bro, John. Its plenty of whales. Every girl I met had "trust issues"
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