plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

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plunked

The act of being pulverized in the face repeatedly with a set of huge boobs.

Damn, Andrea Gruntwall left welts on mitch wells' face after she plunked him repeatedly in the face.

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plunk

to send a text message (usually with a picture, mms) of yourself (preferably while) pooping. Usually nothing explicit, ideally it's discreet enough to draw the reader in and actually open the image and possibly even zoom in to see what's going on.

Named for the fact that when you drop one, you make a plunk sound.

sent a picture of my shoes with my pants around my ankles accompanied with the message "YOU GOT PLUNKED BITCH"

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plunk

Sound a landmine makes in the PS3 game Warhawk when you stick it to something. Annoying way to piss of co-workers and family is to walk into a romm and yell "PLUNK, you're all dead," and run out of the area.

Son: "Mom, can you help me with this homework?"

Mom: "PLUNK, your dead bitch!" (as she runs away.)

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plunk

a small sample of dried semen within the urethra, just below the japs eye causing temporary multi-directional urination

Eee had just pulled one off over Susan Boyle again but at his age his 'come muscles' were not what they used to be and his jizz just dribbled out. An hour later and busting for a post come piss, he went to the bathroom but a 'plunk' meant he manged to not only pee in the bowl but up the curtains and on the floor simultaneously.

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plunked

to loose control of a situation and get frustrated

i am generally a control freak but when things don't work for me i get plunked, but i try my best to let that feeling go

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Plunk

When a can of hairspray slips into an anus.

"Aaron totally sat down and did plunk"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah WHEY!!!!"

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