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the only reason why people are outside
kid:I play Pokemon go everyday
random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf
The game moblie game that dominated 2016 and still is dominant.
It's used an app that's used on your phone of pokemon go
a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.
The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.
Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
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A really stupid game that every one is playing
Man Pokemon go is really stupid
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As many of you know, Pokemon Go was released to the public not too long ago. This illness has had devastating affects on citizens, such as, walking around aimlessly like a demented zombie, disconnection from any contact whatsoever, and worse of all, looking like a total douche bag loser who should get a job at the grocery store instead of chasing around little fucking creatures that aren't actually there for a moments satisfaction. Please, if you know anybody who's fallen sick from this illness, do the humane thing, and put them down immediately.( As painful as possible)
" pokemon Go! is a gps accept with little creatures running around and nintendo's name on it, kinda like normal gps in japan"
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A demon witch has taken shape as a app spreading a copy of itself to every phone that downloads it
Yo pokemon go broke my phone battery
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It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",
cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...
Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"
Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"
Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"
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