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A very profitable game for psychics.
"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."
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sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.
I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.
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(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants
damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!
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The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.
Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.
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A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
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Poker is a very popular card game.
In France it is also called "Any Two Allin".
Poker Hand History Result:
randomfrench shows 7c3s and wins with full house sevens full of threes.
Hero shows AA and lost with a Pair of Aces
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Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.
Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.
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