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A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.
My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.
A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!
Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!
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What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research
Weed Pot Mary Jane Marihuana Mariguana Green Amsterdam's Pollen
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Yo man, that guy is such a pollen chucker.
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another word for a mans seed, aka semen, spunk and other variations of the word
"i have been saving my bollock pollen for a girl like you"
" i have mighty bollock pollen"
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Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.
"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."