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Self pollination occurs when a male distributes poop into a cup, then turns on a fan and, while facing the fan, empties the cup's contents onto the fan, spraying chopped poop all over the man.
Ricky was feeling very bored at his house, so he decided to try self pollination to satisfy his curiosity. He was very surprised with the results, so he decided to recommend this maneuver to his friend, Cody.
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To expell flatulence directly onto the skin or clothing of another person.
He lifted the small redneck behind his back and soiled his uniform using the cross-pollination technique.
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Cross pollination occurs when, during a threesome with one male and two females, the male has anal sex with one girl and then puts his penis in the other girls mouth. He then puts his penis in that girls ass and then into the other girls mouth.
John is having a threesome with Jane and Crystal. He puts his penis in Crystal's ass then into Jane's mouth. He then puts his penis in Jane's ass and then into Crystal's mouth thus causing cross pollination between Jane's ass and Crystal's mouth and Crystal's ass and Jane's mouth.
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When you introduce a friend from one group to a friend from another group, and they become autonomous friends, no longing requiring your services to hang out. Not necessarily a bad thing, but can be disastrous if left unchecked.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear that Joe was hanging with Jane now?
Dude 2: Yeah dude. I introduced them a week ago and they don't even call me to chill anymore. Serious cross-pollination.
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Figure A and B are brother and sister, or related in some way. Figure A dates or hooks up with Figure C while Figure B goes out or hooks up with figure D. Some time later, Figure C and Figure D hook up as well. This mixing of juices is called Cross Pollination, and is generally looked down upon in a modern day society.
Dude, they totally cross pollinated... cross Pollination is gross... I just really threw up a little in that cup.
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To switch back and forth between vaginal and anal sex.
I got drunk last night and let John cross-pollinate. I hope I don't get an infection!
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A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
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