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A polynesian volcano is when you empty a bag of pop rocks in a gaping asshole, then pour a can of coke in and hurry and shove your dick in and hold it there until her ass explodes like a polynesian volcano.
Jesus, Mike D totally pulled off a polynesian volcano on that towney broad last night! #benaffleck
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The act of fitting two entire female breasts into your mouth at once.
Bo - "Did you give Sarah a polynesian dip?"
Steve - "No dude, they wouldn't fit in my mouth."
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The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.
I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...
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while fucking a girl from behind, you quickly snatch her arms out from underneath her while thrusting forward to smash her head into the wall or headboard.
i was railing this bitch lastnight and i gave her the Polynesian pyledriver.
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It's like french kissing a girl but only after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.
Last night I had some good Polynesian kissing with Becky and she said it tasted bitter.
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when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out
(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo
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unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.
Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.
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