Pommy bastard

English people. Did you see they dirty pommy bastards shagging each other like dirty fairy cunts yes Jimmy I did they ain’t got a dicks so they use a dildo strapper. Don’t worry they’re only Hairy sheep shagging bastards

Pommy bastards are so stuck up their arse but then lose to Australia in everything they do. And I’m Scottish

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Pommy Wash

The quick wash used in England on a daily basis while waiting for a weekly weekend bath. This is done at a sink and requires a flannel to clean the face, neck, underarms and genital area,

Mate, I've got no interest in going down on her tonight - she's only done Pommy Washes for the past week.

Pommie shower

To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.

Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.

"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"

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Pommie-basher

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒmibaʃə/
noun
1. An epithet bestowed by the British, used for Australian sportspeople who take particular pride in achieving victory over English rivals.
2. An Australian who participates in good-natured ribbing of the English.

You know things are not quite right Down Under when Jeff Thomson, Pommie-basher-in-chief, starts talking up England's chances.

--Will Hawkes, 'Ashes Diary: Pommie-basher-in-chief turns on 'shambolic' home attack', The Independent, 03/12/2010.

pommy poof

any person from england

pommy poof: whats all this then
other: shut you pommy poof

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Pommy shower

Understanding the reluctance of Pommies to use water, the 'Pommy shower' has its roots in one standing in front of an electric fan and urinating toward it, resulting in being covered in urine.

"Shit the tanks dry Kev, I had to opt for a Pommy shower" .

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pommy noonga

Unemployed British men often found amongst online chat rooms making deluded claims about being in the armed forces, commonly known to fly magical pigs from their homeland to middle eastern war zones in record breaking time

Robbie: "taking the wife out to dinner in London"
Tom: "sounds like fun"
Jackson: "what restaurant you going to?"
Robbie: "sorry have to go, I'm training in Afghanistan at the moment"
Jackson: "didn't you just say you're in London?"
Tom: "fuck! Another pommy noonga"

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