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ponch

To aggitate in liquid with a stick/spoon/other implement.

"I just need to ponch this tea bag a bit more to get a nice strong brew."

"My gran never had a washing machine. She used to have to ponch all her clothes."

by Jennifer Straw November 10, 2006

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ponch

Ponch is the term used when you eat and poo at the same time. poo + lunch = pounch

i where so stressed and late for work today that i had to take a ponch to make in in for work in time

by Superheron June 15, 2011

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ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.

Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.

by HerbertAndGladys November 14, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ponch

While having sex, you get a poncho and suffacate and kill your partner. (can be mixed with fencing!!!)

I am going to ponch you after school biatch!!!

by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

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ponch

a word referring to the female genetalia

"i was burryin' ponch alllll night long"

by Anonymous December 9, 2002

8๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Headless Ponch

To win or achieve greatness despite circumstances which would normal prevent one to do so (this originated from a season 1 Robot Chicken segment titled '3 Fast 3 Furious which satired both Cannonball run and Fast/Furious movies - The world's most famous cars-from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee-race against each other. In the segment Ponch and Jon from the series 'Chips' are part of the race. In a freak accident Ponch is decapitated. Despite having no head, Ponch wins the race.

"Fucking pulls off a headless ponch last night! Pukes on himself, busts up his head, and still manages to score that hot little skank!"

by kennyactionfigure November 23, 2012

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Canadian Ponch

A derogatory term for Alex Trebek.

Sean Connery: Oh I'll bet you do you Canadian Ponch.

by Blgan August 4, 2011

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