pooey pants

some one who shits themselfs

u know who you are

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Chewy Pooey

When you chew a nice lip of dip and you proceed to spit it into your partner’s anus, after which they project said dip back into your mouth, via fart. This is an infinite cycle.

I need to brush my teeth as soon as i get finished with this chewy pooey.

pooey pit

n. descriptive phrase for a wet anus

When my old lady gets cocked, she likes to get it in her pooey pit.

Gooey Pooey

When a person ejaculates inside a person's asshole and they shit the sperm back out

GUY: Yo me and this girl had lots of fun last night
Friend: Did she have a gooey pooey.
GUY: Oh fuck ya buddy

Pooey Fingers

When you take "K" (ketamine), and you loose it.
You go for a poo but instead of using toilet paper you use fingers... "Pooey Fingers"

Sam! (pooey fingers)
Why did you wipe poo all over my toilet?
It's the K, I've lost it just like I did in the Babylon Riot at Yarmouth

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pooey mooey

when you finger a girls bumhole then immedietly after finger their vagina and then shout pooey mooey and run away from them.

SLUT: wanna have sex?
MAN: yeah okayy..
*man then fingers bumhole then vagina*
MAN: POOEY MOOEY!
*running away*

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pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

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