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A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool
Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.
Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz
The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice