Rural Dictionary

Poole

by ty & ry December 15, 2015

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Using "pool" as a verb implies everything one does when spending time in/around a pool. This includes (but is not limited to) swimming and diving, tanning, eating and drinking, listening to music, and playing games (e.g. Marco Polo).

"May I come over to pool later?"
"Hey, a bunch of us are getting together on Saturday to pool. You want to join us?"

by JackieCSTX June 29, 2013

Pool

Often misconstruded to mean a billard style game, it is infact a "nickname" for homosexual sex, usally used to refer to two males.

"Dude, I totally owned a guy at pool last night"

"hey there, maybe we should play pool sometime"

"Dude, i totally pooled our headteacher"

by James Chadwick July 11, 2008

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Pooled

Used to describe a situation that causes one to feel tired, exhausted of overwhelmed.

See also: done, can't even, tired

Person A: Did you study for the math test last night?

Person B: Yeah, I pulled an all nighter

-_-

Person A: Sucks man, you must be pooled!

by OakSTA September 20, 2015

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Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.

i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'