double ghost poop

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.

Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?

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Nikhil Ghost Poop

Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.

Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)

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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.