the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off
While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin
she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.
Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.
Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!
When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection
Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?
Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh
The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after
Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine