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an attractive person who's confusing in that sometimes they seem adorable and sometimes they look much older than they are
1- what the hell, you said she was a crazy hot older chick, she's freakin 14
2- i swear last night she looked--
1- eh she's still pretty damn cute, hell i'm goin for it
2- be careful, she's a popov, ultimate jailbait
1-absolutely
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fit-e wit golden highlights! al da gals swon ova im! he is wel buf evan da ladz fink soz. is fav bus iz da 481 to muxerz n is bezy m8 iz swindaz (not as buff, bt luvs loza)We put dis in da category religion bcoz popov is a god!
omg look at popov hes well buff!!!
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Eating so much barbequed meat and cheese-bread that you write off a hotel room with your farts
Did I ever tell you about the time when I did an Argentinian Popover in Philadelphia?
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An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.
a man with a big dick and does the charzard very well.
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A really cheap vodka preferred by solo practitioner lawyers who can't afford shit else.
I walked past a run-down law office yesterday morning when this solo attorney leaned out a window and started shouting expletives at me. He was in a mustard stained shirt with a cheap tie, clenching a bottle of Popov vodka in one hand and waving his fist at me with the other. Sad what's happened to the "profession" of law these days.
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when a guy fucks ur dad in the ear while your mom is sucking his dick and your brother is eating her out with a spoon while your dog eats the cum
I hate him im going to dirty popov him