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the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.
The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. Go Ugly Early
2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth
Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?
Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...
Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?
Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?
Guy 1: Hell Yea!
Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!
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A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.
Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.
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when someone has put on a lot of weight recently and instead of walking they waddle slightly.
amy: 'i saw paul in tesco's last night, porkin' about'
anna: 'i've seen him before, porkin' about the park'
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Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top
“Hey bro what are you doing later”
“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”
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To fuck the shit out of her. It's mindblowing sex. The visual image is typically doggy and the woman is screaming and the man is panting. Hardcore porking
Ryan: So last night I was porkin' her nasty right
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An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.
"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"
When you porkin that bitch (lil miss piggy) giving her that good dick. 100% putting that pig in the blanket making her pass tf out. S/O them Hughes Boys.
I went out to the club and saw this fine bitch, I took her home and got to hog porkin’ ... Oscar Meyer Style .. YA HERD!!!