Random
Source Code
Random
Portsmouth is the chav central of the south. Full of illiterate brain dead idiots who can barely string a sentence together. Raiding Asda on giro day for Value chips and burgers to feed to their truanting/stealing gippo kids.
Portsmouth
''Mush i goes down the pub to shant on me social''
267👍 276👎
1-look at dat fukin sk8 overthere.
2-yeah he looks like a cunt
212👍 264👎
Portsmouth City.
A wonderful City on the South Coast of the UK. Portsmouth has two cathedrals, thus making doubly sure it is a CITY! Home of the British Navy, and containing a large amount of maritime history. Home of HMS Warrior and HMS Victory and The Mary Rose.
Known locally as 'Pompey', this city boasts many tourist attractions, including the Spinnaker Tower, the UK's tallest structure outside of London.
Unfortunately Portmouth's popularity has made it the envy of many of it's neighbours, causing them to spew forth unnecessary hatred and incorrect remarks (please see other entries).
ie: I'm really fortunate to live in such a wonderul City like Portsmouth.
302👍 563👎
A small town located in Aquidneck island full of snotty rich kids who only care about football games and drugs. Girls sports teams are ignored and nobody cares about them. Everyone knows everyone so there's lots of gossip and no secrets. Portsmouth is better than Middletown and Newport because a.) it isn't irrelevant, and b.) it isn't ghetto. If you live here you automatically hate Barrington, Tiverton, and the other two island towns(see above.) GO PATRIOTS. If you were raised here you're basically stuck-nobody ever leaves the island unless it's for an away football game. Non-islanders think our lives are great-top three school system, nice beaches, and big houses-until they move here themselves. But too late! They're stuck forever. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Guy-Are you coming to the game on Friday against Barrington?
Girl-Ya lol there's nothing else to do
Guy-Do you wanna go to eat after
Girl-Theres no resteraunts in Portsmouth but we can go to Providence
Guy-No way I never leave the island sorry.
4👍 2👎
A wart on the arsehole of humanity. Marginally worse than Southampton, which is where the Scummers live(under a stone of course).
God my arse looks like it has got a 'Portsmouth' on it!!
70👍 162👎
a fuckin ledgendary city in the south of england situated near some shit hole called southampton.
person 1: i fuckin love portsmouth its fuckin great
person2:ye what about southapmton
person 1:scummer cunts
206👍 543👎
an immense city in the south coast of england full of english people not like the paki infested excuse of a city called southampton. Portsmouth is a genarally an awsome place. It has the best football team in hampshire and one of the best firms in england apart from millwall, chelsea and maybe west ham.
The people of portsmouth support their team and are nice people.
portsmouth is better than southampton
128👍 546👎