The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.
After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.
He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.
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mullet. Post men grow their hair like this so that their necks don't get sun burnt.
Man, check out the posty on that squiff zeph mother fucker!
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british slang for a crazy, insane, or inhibited person.
Bloody fuck, Dan's gone posty!
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After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.
The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell โMEALIEโ then skull the random shot
Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?
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Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone
Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.
An appallingly bad golfer that loses it completely because their crap game is talked about.
Don't mention the triple bogey to that guy. He is a complete Postie
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1. Noun: (most common) nicotine rips mainly after a meal or other receptor priming activity
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event
1. That Taco Bell slapped, can I hit your juul to take some posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?