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An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.
Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!
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the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. She prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.
"I was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn't offer me..."
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The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.
A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.
Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."
When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
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An excuse gay guys (some who aren't really gay) use to kiss all the hot girls.
Bryce: "I walked in on Bobby kissing my girlfriend today!"
John: "It's okay, bro, he's gay, they're just practice kissing."
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A place designed for band kids to practice their instruments, practice rooms are hardly ever used for their intended purpose. More often, they are used to make out, have sex, go to sleep, or even just to hang out without the band director yelling at you. ALWAYS knock on the door before entering a practice room, especially if the lights are off.
Jonathan: Hey, where'd Anna go?
Savannah: She's in the bathroom throwing up.
Jonathan: Why?
Savannah: She went into a practice room without knocking.
Jonathan: Gross.
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a rigorous activity that hard-core swimmers take part in. often involving a large amount of pain and lack of breathing. Also involving a "Coach" that screeches that you are not reaching your full potential. Speedoes are necessary at swim practice.
sorry, i cannot attend your hopping shin-dig, for i must go to swim practice!
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1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl.
2. Meg Griffin.
1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl."
2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin
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