Person: Is pregnancy an STD?
Me: Yes, it is.
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to be pregnant, to be in bad shit. as in, give-up-your-hopes-and-dreams-you-sorry-fuck-this-means-game-over bad shit.
"let's not talk about pregnancy. that could never happen to us."
"i'm pregnant."
".........."
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The most common sexually transmitted disease known to man.
Jill: I had sex with a male prostitute and caught pregnancy...again...
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The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry mum.
She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.
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the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.
you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses
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